McDonald's

Megan has always been an avid singer, and lately her favorites have been "Old McDonald" and "Five Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed". However, the lyrics aren't quite the usual, and Megan will, in fact, correct you if you attempt to sing the version that YOU know. So the animals and sounds don't seem to quite match up.
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First, Old McDonald did NOT have a farm. He ONLY had a duck. But around the duck were all sorts of noises ("moo-moo", "neigh-neigh", occasionally a "hoot-hoot" but almost NEVER is there a "quack-quack"). So the lyrics go something like this:

Old McDonald had a DUCK
E-I-E-I-O
with a neigh-neigh here and a neigh-neigh HERE
E-I-E-I-O
Old McDonald had a DUCK
E-I-E-I-O
with a moo-moo here and a moo-moo HERE
E-I-E-I-O



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We think this is somewhat amusing. Then, the other day on the way home, we were sitting at the light near the highway, and Megan saw McDonalds, where she loves to go play on the indoor playground. She immediately began crying "I want to go to Old McDonalds! -- I want to go to OLD McDonalds!!" Really, it was too funny!