Today we had a bit of trauma. Actually, it started last night at bed when Megan kept getting up to tell us her ear was "popping". We kind of thought she got some water in it at bathtime, and sent her back to bed.
This morning, she wakes me up with the words, "Mom - my ear is still popping and the rock is still in there." Huh? Rock, we never discussed a ROCK.
Flashlight inspection showed something that looked not quite right. same color as earwax, fully filling the back part of the ear. Well crap.
So now my dilemma -- is this emergency worthy. I decided I would be freaked out if I didn't head to the ER, and after Megan had a panic attack about going to the hospital (she kept asking if she would have to go in those tunnels aka MRI machines). I couldn't even imagine what she was talking about. Then she told me she saw it on HOUSE. Which we watch, but don't let her. For obvious reasons I guess, since she must have caught part of an episode that stuck with her.
So now, after a calming talk (and a stop for sprinkle donuts) we take a fairly calm journey to the ER. Where Megan is fine as they look in her ear (yep, it's a rock. And it looks stuck). However, the first bit of removal (with tweezer type tool) yields a screaming berzerk child who had to be restrained.
Oh, and that didn't work. So then ten minutes of ideas and searching comes back with a curved spatula thing which sends Megan into a crazy fit. It took a sheet which they fully wrapped her in like a burrito, and FOUR grown people to hold her and remove the rock while I tried to keep talking her through her through it.
All the bleeding from the ear (and there was bleeding poor girl) was from that spatula not the rock.
So then we had an hour of therapeutic shopping (toys and new shoes for her!) a special girls lunch (she requested the Hibachi Japanese place) cookies, and then learning to roller skate on her new skates (our original plan for the day since Daddy had to work.) The plan did NOT include the ER visit.
Megan's comment after it was all over and we left the hospital. "Momma, I don't want to go there again."
Me either.
Here is the offending rock. That offended the ear. No penny was involved in this event. It is just a size reference.
